Keep your pants on, today’s Bad Dad Joke is here!

Hopefully today’s Bad Dad Joke is more funny than getting your blood drawn! I am usually a quart low!

I think it’s about TOMB for the MUMMY of all jokes with today’s Bad Dad Joke!

Taco bout a great day for a Bad Dad Joke! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Happy Star Wars Day, hit up the like button for today’s Bad Dad Joke!

ZIPPOn over to the like button for today’s Bad Dad Joke! It’s HIPpo!

Click the like on today’s Bad Dad Joke! It’s a PIECE OF CAKE!

I hope you are FELINE well enough to like today’s Bad Dad Joke!!

Another month’s worth of Bad Dad Jokes are wrapped up. But what month is next?

LOVE is in the air, so make sure you love today’s Bad Dad Joke!!