Thrift store find: John the Baptist is all like “Hey Jesus, high five” and Jesus is just leaving him hanging.
I feel like we should all just accept this Corona virus as the end of the world and start calling it Captain Trips like the virus in Stephen King’s The Stand. #ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt #AndIFeelFine
Me: (Downloading Call of Duty Mobile)“I feel like this is exactly what I am looking for.”
Wife: “As he stares longingly into his wife’s eyes.”
Lucy and I picked out a couple of books at the Savers that we both are really excited to read. (at Blaine, Minnesota)
I was trying to explain an idea I had to make a free computer desk so I figured that Microsoft Paint was the best way to explain my idea. Then I printed it so I could remember the moment, and my awesome drawing. (at Fridley, Minnesota)
Well today is off to a great start. Everything is just so great I can’t even stand it. #EndSarcasm
Oh no, someone P’d on the dash of the car…
What a stressful day. I never thought that my teenage daughter could cause so much overwhelming stress in my life. I feel numb. But the good news is that my blood pressure is ok.
Yes. Yes I did. Nailing this wellness program this year. (at County Government Center)